Greeting Cards

I love you from my head tomatoes, You make my heart skip a beet, I think you're a-maize-ing (Sorry, was that too corny?), You have a pizza my heart, I find you a-peel-ing, You're the peanut butter to my jelly, All we knead is love, Life's s'more fun when I'm with you (Thanks for being so sweet), You make me melt (Thanks for being so sweet), Stalk dirty to me, Happy birthday (Here's some cheddar), Happy birthday (I hope it's sweet!), Lettuce celebrate, Thank you berry much, Thanks a bunch, I'm grapeful for you, How do skeleton's celebrate (they eat, drink, and be scary!), You're kind of a big dill, Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor (he felt crumby!), You know you're getting old when your stocking is full of socks (and you're excited about it! Merry Christmas), I hope your holidays are filled with too much cheese (if there even is such a thing), What do you call a snowman past its prime (a puddle!), Tis the season for leftovers (How many ways can you eat turkey before you start gobbling?), You are tea-rrific!, You used to be young.. Now you have a favourite spatula (Happy birthday!), At least you're not as old as you will be next year (Happy birthday!), Have a grate birthday (Sorry if that's too cheesy!), Just like butter chicken (You add so much flavour to my life)